Your true self...no, not really

Adult language coming up...
Pick the month you were born in


Jan - I cuddled with
Feb - I killed
Mar - I ran shirtless with
Apr - I raped
May - I killed
Jun - I banged
Jul - I needed
Aug - I ran naked with
Sept - I stabbed
Oct - I ate out
Nov - I slept with
Dec - I smoked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a jew
09 - a ninja
10 - a homo
11 - Paris Hilton
12 - the trojan man
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - a glass of milk
17 - a bisexual
18 - YOUR MOM (mam)
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - my ex
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a homeless guy
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - Ur grandma

pick the colour of the top your wearing now..

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs


I needed a bisexual because I love marijuana! (Wow! disturbing)
Post yours...

at 20:03 5 cmnts  

I need a haircut!

Have you ever gotten a haircut by a man, named Luigi, faking a bad Italian accent? No? Well here's your chance. Download the mp3 below, put on headphones (very important), play and enjoy your visit to the barber.

The technique of recording such pieces is known as Binaural Recording. These recordings are optimised for headphone listening and simulate your two ears by using two microphones as listening devices; as opposed to one microphone gathering both left and right channel information.

Enough talk, here's the mp3.

at 12:22 5 cmnts  

I've done it again...

Mix one part boredom, one part technophile, one part wannabe audiophile, a dash of graduation gift money and this is what you get:





A very happy Ali sporting a pair of Sennheiser HD-595s. Yes, I gave in to one of the desires listed in my year review. Got the headphones off a member (who turned out to be desi) of a headphone forum that I frequent *a lot* now. It was a steal at 130 bucks considering it retails at $200 in online stores. I just couldn't pass that up.

Moreover, all dynamic headphones go through a phase called "burn in" when played for the first time. After this period their drivers settle properly and play the sound the engineer designed them for. Now since I got them used they had already been burnt in (over 100 hours). So win-win for me. :D

Edit:
Thought I should also review my headphones a little bit. I started my headphone journey from $15 headphones/ear clips by the name of Koss KSC75. Now these were only cheap by the price and not in quality. Coming from laptop speakers, I was finally happy to hear the bass and treble in the songs, as opposed just the midrange. Lived with these babies for a good 5-6 months before "upgraditis" attacked.

Next stop, AKG K81DJ. True to their name, these were DJ style closed headphones with a higher dosage of bass. But bass also has quality, it's not supposed to be like one large subwoofer blowing air in your ear. Before I heard the newer 595s I thought the bass on the K81's was the bees knees. Thoroughly enjoyed these cans (I am a basshead) before the constant exposure to the forum over at head-fi.org introduced me to the absolute magic known as HD-595. Upgraditis attack number two.

Sennheiser HD-595. I have finally found out what balanced sound means. No "woof woof" bass, but tight low beats and smooth midtones with just the right amount of sparkle in the treble. Im hearing all my songs again just to hear the details I missed with my earlier cans. And I cant believe the small nuances in the sound which got shadowed by bass mostly with the AKG cans.

I think I'm going to stop visiting that forum now. Even though 595's aren't in any way the end all be all set of headphones; it's just that from here on headphones go into $500-$15000 range for a minute improvement in quality (the law of diminishing returns). Yea, lets just keep it at that. ;)

at 17:41 5 cmnts  

The Office - Favorite Scene

I have watched this scene over and over. I always burst out laughing.

at 13:54 1 cmnts