Your true self...no, not really
Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Adult language coming up...
Pick the month you were born in


Jan - I cuddled with
Feb - I killed
Mar - I ran shirtless with
Apr - I raped
May - I killed
Jun - I banged
Jul - I needed
Aug - I ran naked with
Sept - I stabbed
Oct - I ate out
Nov - I slept with
Dec - I smoked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a jew
09 - a ninja
10 - a homo
11 - Paris Hilton
12 - the trojan man
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - a glass of milk
17 - a bisexual
18 - YOUR MOM (mam)
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - my ex
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a homeless guy
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - Ur grandma

pick the colour of the top your wearing now..

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs


I needed a bisexual because I love marijuana! (Wow! disturbing)
Post yours...

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5 cmnts:

Shiraz said... January 30, 2007 8:53 PM  

I banged a condom cos I love marijuana.


I disagree. I dont like marijuana.

Kiwi Boy said... January 31, 2007 8:14 AM  

I ate out a homo because I have double D's..

Hey, that's actually true.. I do have double Ds in my name :D
OMG Freeky!!1!1!!one

Tassy Ali said... February 02, 2007 11:16 AM  

I raped Santa Claus cause i am gay

Doesnt make sense man! if i were gay i would rape a woman... and since i am completely straight i dont even know who i i can replace Old Santa with!

Keith said... February 03, 2007 5:50 AM  

I banged a bowl of cereal, because that's how I roll.

Well, no one is gonna rob my cornflakes from now on huh?

ammo said... February 04, 2007 2:45 AM  

I ate out a jew because I love marijuana.....Now y wud i do dat???

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