Funniest spam ever

This is what landed in my spam box a few minutes ago:

Subject:jbejean Want to be a hero in a bed

http://iniolui@.com (Delete @ in your browser)
Kings have long arms.

They want me to work (remove '@') to go to their spyware infested site and in compensation they offer a good/lame joke. I LOL'ed. If only I had long arms.

One redeeming quality of this spam email was its brevity, two lines and to the point. Usually you have to read paragraphs filled with words like 'pen!s', 'v!@gr@' and the like. Kudos, but no sale for you today my friend.

Edit: More spam fun, this time, there's some serious competition going on. Hmmm, which one should I choose...

at 20:45  

2 cmnts:

Keith said... March 29, 2007 7:25 PM  

Hmmm... if we take them both... will it add 7 inches?

- Ali - said... March 29, 2007 7:52 PM  

I hope not, or there would be some uncomfortable women out there otherwise :P

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