Try this

-Think of a number (make it easy on urself)

u might need a calculator..use the one on your computer for convenience

-Multiply that number by Pi (3.142)

-Add 16

-divide it by 2

-Subtract 4

-now think of a new number..much larger than the old one

-add tht to the result

done?

-now subtract the old number

-divide by Pi

-add 4

-subtract 16

-multiply by 2

-if the number that you have on the calculator is not ur original number, just add each digit before the decimal.

get up and hop on ur foot for the number of times that shows on ur calculator

Congratulations ladies and gentlemen, if you did all of the above, you have just helped prove the "Daud Theorem of Boredom".

I have not one but three cookies for u!


Feel better already? ;)

at 08:01  

7 cmnts:

Anonymous said... July 29, 2005 10:27 AM  

was that supposed to work? because it didnt, and you SUCK. dont want ur cookies!

Keith said... July 29, 2005 11:21 AM  

I agree, you're a freaking idiot. I got negative five (-5) point something, how the hell do I hop negatively? Figure that out, that'll keep you busy.

- Ali - said... July 29, 2005 11:30 AM  

ahh..the first glitch in my theory..back to the drawing board :P

Anonymous said... July 31, 2005 3:01 PM  

You biatch! I did the thing thinking it'll be something nice. Wasting my time.
I'll pass this on.

Anonymous said... August 01, 2005 6:52 AM  

lol@ negative hopping!i'm way too lazy to even bother trying...but tempting me with choc chip cookies is 1 clever idea-i'd do it if i cud grab a buncha themcookies outta the screen...lol!

Shiraz said... August 02, 2005 2:45 PM  

i really really hope the shiftin is gonna stop you from having enough time to think of these things...my god the sheer desperation astounds me!! you've really gotta go back to being a crack ho man...:D

- Ali - said... August 02, 2005 7:10 PM  

oooh...and u are comabating poverty and standing on one foot for world peace?! :P

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